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18 January 11

Is Bane The Best Dad In the DCU?

I’d rather have Bane for a Dad than Batman.


At least I know if someone was mean to me, Bane would snap their spine like a twig, while Batman would go off to share oddly unfunny gags with the Joker!

I think the best dad is Commissioner Gordon.

THEN it’s Bane.  :)

  1. wonderwomanv2 reblogged this from gailsimone and added:
    This gives me chuckles.
  2. thenakedlibrarianontheroof said: Black Alice’s dad is a trooper too, poor thing.
  3. wario-batali reblogged this from synthezoid and added:
    Heart is breaking over Roy and Lian.
  4. fuckyeah-nerdery reblogged this from synthezoid and added:
    Slade would be the worst, judging from how his kids all turned out. Also, given his *ahem* relationship with Terra, any...
  5. wicked-grin reblogged this from synthezoid and added:
    I DON’T WANNA TALK ABOUT IT
  6. handsagainsthearts reblogged this from rabbithugs and added:
    Torey, this is why we can’t have nice things :|
  7. synthezoid reblogged this from thedurdydozen
  8. rabbithugs reblogged this from thedurdydozen
  9. thedurdydozen reblogged this from iambickilometer and added:
    You’re all wrong. It’s Roy Harper.
  10. airawyn reblogged this from synthezoid and added:
    Alberto Reyes could even beat Keith Mars in a Best Dad contest.
  11. tinyfist reblogged this from alliterate and added:
    Max Mercury and Jonathan Kent are pretty awesome as well.
  12. alliterate reblogged this from iambickilometer and added:
    DEFINITELY Alberto Reyes.
  13. iambickilometer reblogged this from legochestered and added:
    No, sorry, Alberto Reyes.
  14. filvester reblogged this from gailsimone and added:
    and Gordon certainly are awesome, though Roy Harper...perfect up until his world got...
  15. shearsandsnares said: I would want Commissioner Gordon to be my dad and Bane to be my daddy, if you catch my drift.
  16. jovenistheworst reblogged this from gailsimone and added:
    Agreed. Gordon’s the man. But it would seem all these DCU “families”...multitude of...
  17. rainbowmagikarp reblogged this from gailsimone and added:
    If Bruce and Selina ever settled down,...greatest parents.
  18. sistermagpie reblogged this from gailsimone and added:
    To be fair, Bruce was one of the best dads ever...how many decades before he became,...
  19. legochestered reblogged this from gailsimone and added:
    entire Justice League for his kids.
  20. wonderlandleighleigh said: Well, it USED to be Roy Harper, in my opinion. But that’s ruined…
  21. ceebee-eebee said: Agreed. You are a wise, wise woman. Definitely Jim then Bane. I think some people might say Pa Kent, but then you’d have to live on a farm in Kansas. Ugh.
  22. bathearst said: The DCU’s best dad is Alberto Reyes, father of the third Blue Beetle. Hands down.
  23. retro-nouveau said: Bruce never asked for any, he’s just the Shell No-Pest Strip for Gotham’s stray kids. Better than David Cain or Arthur Brown, I guess.
  24. georgethecat reblogged this from gailsimone and added:
    Bruce Wayne consistently forgets two of his adopted children. Therefore? Terrible dad!!!
  25. operationfailure said: It always weirds me out that Batman has so many “Kids”. He’d be a crap dad, always running out when you needed help on home work or when you wanted to talk to him about something personal. “Gotham’s burning, gotta go!” “But what about my needs dad?!”
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