shearlingmonkey asked: I'm turning my Buff McFlartenham erotica fanfic into a full-length novel. There's a scene with him sexily dunking a teabag while petting his cat for 10 pages that I think you'll really like! Do I have to change his name? "50 shades of Buff" is such a good title. Also, is this joke old yet?
To me, this joke will never be old. BUFF McFLARTENHAM LIVES!
I want to fanfic the fanfic!